A New Star Wars Parody Book!

Hello! I’m doing pre-orders on my new Star Wars Parody Book, Scrote One: A Star Wars Parody! Last year in anticipation for The Force Awakens, I wrote The Farts Awakens: A Star Wars Parody, which you can read a sample of here. SYNOPSIS: The Rebel Assliance makes a risky move to steal the plans to…

Westword Problems (Westworld Parody)

The AI in Westworld is extremely advanced, not unlike our own. But that may not be a good thing. Check out some of the other videos on my channel, and my patreon page.

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I’m a comedy writer in Los Angeles who sometimes performs, and sometimes teaches karate to children. You may know my work from an unproduced half-hour series for a major airline, or my book The Farts Awakens. If you don’t know my work from that, you should probably buy it, then you will know it AND I’ll get…

Scientist Separates Man from his Fragile Male Ego

Check out my new video where a scientist separates man from his fragile male ego. Vote funny and show your friends if you’re into that sort of things. Check out my patreon page which will help me create more! It will especially aid in speeding up the release of my book. Embed isn’t working properly…

The Adventures of Young, Time Traveling Thomas Jefferson

Shot this sketch a month or so ago, and it was recently described as “A time traveling Thomas Jefferson has a debate about slavery with his black roommate,” which really makes it sound like more of a drama, but it’s totally not. //www.funnyordie.com/embed/0de9d29b4a The Adventures of Young, Time Traveling Thomas Jefferson – watch more funny…

Something In Your Teeth – Has this ever happened to you?

This is a short sketch I wrote and shot last Friday. It’s short and sweet and I made sure to only put ONE joke in it so that people didn’t watch and think “that’s too many jokes…” //www.funnyordie.com/embed/cb8b9c529e When You Have Something In Your Teeth – watch more funny videos

Chapter 4 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Read Chapter 1 Read Chapter 2 Read Chapter 3 Weyland woke up in a luxurious guest room compared to his previous lodgings with Frank and Lukala. There was a cot, a window with a beautiful view of a cement wall, and a television that he assumed could play porno. First thing was first. He needed to break the…

TMNT: Out of the Shadows – Why It Sucked.

Some of these thoughts also apply to the 2014 TMNT. Also, spoilers ahead. I didn’t have high hopes for the 2014 TMNT, yet was still disgusted by it once I saw it. I had higher hopes for Out of the Shadows (OOTS) because it had Krang, Bebop and Rocksteady, and the Tartaruga Brothers truck. I…

Chapter 3 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Read Chapter 1 Read Chapter 2 Everything was on fire. Lukala frantically slapped at the fire as it crawled into his hut, thinking, “Wow, this material catches fire really easily and we knew that. Why did we construct our homes out of it?” He also thought it was weird that the gods would be cursing…

Chapter 2 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Weyland washed up on the shore of an island, unscathed. The sand was as white as cocaine, and it hurt when Weyland snorted it into his wheezing nostrils, thinking it was cocaine. He had landed on an island so remote that it didn’t appear on any maps. It was also ripe with purple foliage, making it…

Chapter 1 – It All Started After a Plane Hijacking with Billy Joel

Chapter 1 It was midnight and the Tokyo airlines flight 881 was halfway to Chennai. Taking red eye flights used to be fun until the movie Red Eye came out. Movies have a tendency to ruin things, like how Pretty Woman ruined hookers. Most of them aren’t as nice and charming as Julia Roberts. Some are even…