Honest text to send at 11:40pm to the girl you’ve been seeing for a week

Honest text to send at 11:40pm to the girl you’ve been seeing for a week:

“hey, just wanted some kind of validation that you like me that I can only get if you text me back instantly because I have nothing else going on in my life other than this, and anything other than you texting back within five seconds will be taken as some sort of concrete evidence, admissible in court, that you don’t like me, until tomorrow when you text me back something sweet and put me at ease until the next 24 hour period when I fall apart again. Also, it must include a smiley, or else that means you hate me.”

10 Comments Add yours

  1. M says:

    HAHAHA too good.

    1. Joe Cabello says:

      Thanks for reading! The truth of dating is so brutal!

      1. M says:

        Ahhh the games we play. Always so silly.

  2. 40's Dater says:

    Funny!

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