Episode 3 of the Joe Cabello Show!

You’re here for writing, so why am I posting audio?! Send all complains to @joecabello on twitter while you enjoy listening to the new episode of my podcast! For Itunes version click here Joe Cabello (Five @ 305) and Brenden Leigh (BrendenLeigh.com) are joined by Julian Vargas where Brenden tricks us into revealing that we’re…

Korean Movie Review Podcast Ep. 1 – Confidential Assignment

I’m very excited to announce Korean Movie Review, my new podcast focused on reviewing Korean movies that are new to US cinema, specifically movies playing at the CGV Cinema in LA. Here’s a little about the show: Hosts Joe Cabello (author Scrote One, The Farts Awakens) and Fred Le (Sherane Musical Comedy Show) review a…

Best Superbowl Joke Wins a Copy of Scrote One

The person who writes the best Superbowl Joke (in my opinion) will get a paperback copy of Scrote One: A Star Wars Parody (or just buy it for as low as $1.99 on kindle). Also check out my new series, Riz Raru in… The Case of the Sticky Fingers

GoodReads Giveaway of my Star Wars Parody!

Hello GoodReads users! I’m doing a giveaway for my Star Wars parody, Scrote One. It’s super hilarious, and you can even read a sample HERE. If you don’t have a Goodreads account, sign up for one. It’s easy, ya lunkhead. Goodreads Book Giveaway Scrote One by Joe Cabello Giveaway ends January 18, 2017. See the…

A New Star Wars Parody Book!

Hello! I’m doing pre-orders on my new Star Wars Parody Book, Scrote One: A Star Wars Parody! Last year in anticipation for The Force Awakens, I wrote The Farts Awakens: A Star Wars Parody, which you can read a sample of here. SYNOPSIS: The Rebel Assliance makes a risky move to steal the plans to…

Westword Problems (Westworld Parody)

The AI in Westworld is extremely advanced, not unlike our own. But that may not be a good thing. Check out some of the other videos on my channel, and my patreon page.

TMNT: Out of the Shadows – Why It Sucked.

Some of these thoughts also apply to the 2014 TMNT. Also, spoilers ahead. I didn’t have high hopes for the 2014 TMNT, yet was still disgusted by it once I saw it. I had higher hopes for Out of the Shadows (OOTS) because it had Krang, Bebop and Rocksteady, and the Tartaruga Brothers truck. I…

Everything Wrong with Captain America: Civil War

Spoilers ahead. In the writer’s room: Writer 1: Let’s have a big moment. How about War Machine dies during the fight between the heroes? Writer 2: Great. That’ll be a huge moment. Let’s have him break his back instead. Writer 1: Definitely! Then we’ll immediately give him robot legs and fix him. Writer 2: Perfect….

PremiumMasons

Dear PremiumMasons Support Team, I’d like to cancel my PremiumMasons membership. At first when I found out the Freemasons were offering a paid subscription service I was very excited. As someone who has enjoyed the unadulterated power and wealth from being a Freemason, a premium service sounded like a good idea. Unfortunately the additional services…

He Was a Dracula – Chapter 1

He sloppily folded his crushed velvet tuxedo, threw it on top of his dresser, and slid into his pajamas. A boring plaid number, but they were comfortable and consistently warm, no matter what cold, dark recess of the dresser they had dwelled in. Perfect for a nice, long sleep. It was 9:30am and he had…

The Longest Haiku! See what’s inside!

My new book, The Longest Haiku, is now available on Amazon! Money I make from it goes towards my medical bills from my recent shoulder injury, so I’d love it if you buy it or share it on social media. You can check out the table of content below after the link. Buy it on…